I tried to listen to the Audiobook.
And apart from the fact, that it is really really badly written, the woman who reads the Audiobook in even worse.
I've stopped it. The author uses the same words in every second sentence and it's very very easy to imagine, that this book was originally a Twilight Fanfiction. And the Names.... aweful. I'm not masochstic enough to hear it to the End. It causes pain in my ears.
Wehwalt have you ever tried Pole Dancing? I would love to see you doing it.